Humorous christmas poems for adults

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out! And hear the tales of Santa's glory. When the image resolved, so bright and so quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Short attention span poetry for those who prefer their Christmas poems in easily digestible form. The kids that fell by had just made the street; I was ready for Snoresville, and man, was I beat; When there started a rumble that came on real frantic, So I opened the window to figure the panic. We'll light a log of generous girth For winter comfort, and the mirth Of healthy children you shall see About a sparkling Christmas tree.
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CHRISTMAS POEMS & READINGS

A diet awaits you the very next day. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash. And the pear tree died. One year I used a wheelchair in place of my sleigh, Once I was blind and had to feel my way. When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
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Funny Christmas Poems - Humorous Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Poetry

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. Christmas Chill A humorous, almost nonsensical poem about the need to unwind at Christmas, rather than let the festivities get you all wound up. May this Christmas bring us Closer to the spirit of human understanding Closer to the blessing of peace! By free, I mean copyright free, so you can reproduce and distribute these poems as you wish. Individual poems are copyright of the stated authors and used with permission. Funny Christmas Poems Forward. Interesting Literature is a participant in the Amazon EU Associates Programme, an affiliate advertising programme designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by linking to Amazon.
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Enrich your soul and your feelings with these literary pieces. For the big ones many thanks, And fewer for the small. I wish that you had waited for A year, a month or week, But I would not deny you, Son, The simple truth you seek; And yet before I answer you, I must make one confession: Although his name was Jabez Dawes, His character was full of flaws. They lick me, then run off To see what they've missed. Rather than singing the twelve days of Christmas, I will ask for twelve gifts of Christmas Laptop, new phone, ipad, clothes, ring and jewelry box Add some gift basket, more gadgets and cash. I hope you enjoy these funny Christmas poems for children.
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